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T-shirt for men!!! but what kind. Men wear different kinds of t-shirts. Some men just wear the xxl t-shirt for no reason, and some would just find the smallest one to show off the muscles. Does t-shirt size, t-shirt color, the saying on the t-shirt matter? Well, sometimes it matters as where one is going with them.

Hey, above all if you  need an ice breaker just wear one of these funny t-shirt, political t-shirt ,humorous  t-shirt  or any of the t-shirt listed in our store. She is bound to notice you, oh come on... you are probably like what a sale speech but you know I am right. Just try and if you do get lucky, send us an email back and we will put it in the getting lucky section !(in the process) pretty soon.


Addicted T-Shirts I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt
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I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt

Cereal Killer- T-Shirt DRUNK? Free Breathalyzer Test. BLOW HERE- T-Shirt
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Cereal Killer FUNNY T-SHIRT DRUNK? Free Breathalyzer Test. BLOW HERE PARTY T-SHIRT
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Seven Smart Statements by Mr.Dick T-shirt THE FUCK FINGER SIGN- T-Shirt
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HELL'S KITCHEN - NEW YORK CITY 1966- T-Shirt HOW TO USE THE F WORD- T-Shirt
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Lets Play Carpenter, First We Get Hammered, Then I Nail You T-shirt John Lenon New York City T-shirt
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1 PERSON EACH DAY- T-Shirt DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - T-shirt
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Marriage...The Number One Cause Of Divorce. Air Jordanian
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Air Jordanian

Marriage...The Number One Cause Of Divorce.

Air Jordan-ian.

Al Gebra Americans Look Up To Canadians
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Al Gebra Americans Look Up To Canadians

Be on the look out for members of the fanatical group Algebra. Armed with compasses and protractors, they are bent on making life hell for 6th graders across the globe.

Whether they like it or not, most Americans look up to Canadians.

Amsterdam I'm Baked
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Amsterdam I'm Baked

Amsterdam.  Not just for drugs any more.

Nothin says lovin like something from the oven.

Beer Pressure Big Deal
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Beer Pressure Big Deal

Conform to what my friends are doing? Never. Unless it entails buying another pitcher. I'm subject to Beer Pressure.

I'm kind of a big deal. Kind of.

Bigfoot Club Collage
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Bigfoot Club Collage

Official Bigfoot Club shirt from the 2008 movie "Tenure" starring Luke Wilson, David Koechner, and Sasha Alexander.

The perfect shirt for those in college. Especially their 6th and 7th years.

Colors Don't Run Cubicle Cowboy
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Colors Don't Run Cubicle Cowboy

These colors don't run. Much like Grandmothers. Or 3 legged dogs.

The Cubicle Cowboy, master of all 10X10 spaces.

Darth Vader Diversity
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Darth Vader Diversity

Little known fact, Darth Vader had Asthma. Apparently the Empire didn't have a very comprehensive medical program.

"Well I could be wrong, but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era." Ron Burgandy, Anchorman.

Dominos Don't Drink Any More
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Dominos Don't Drink Any More

We all go together if one falls down.

I don't drink any more. Or any less for that matter.

Drinking Problem Dyslexics Untie
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Drinking Problem Dyslexics Untie

Two hands and only one mouth.

Are ew lesser people decause we have troudle reabing and spelling. Or jumdle numders? I say ON. Let's take a common stanb against this misconception. Dyslexcis Untie!

El Guapo Electricity Turns Me On
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El Guapo Electricity Turns Me On

"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us." From the classic comedy Three Amigos, starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, & Martin Short.

Just like light bulbs and Benjamin Franklin, electricity turns me on.

Emo End Womens Suffrage
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Emo End Womens Suffrage

Get your Emo T-Shirt before they are all gone. Otherwise you'll really have something to cry about.

Imagine a world without Women's suffrage? I'd vote for that.

Entertainment Evils of Drinking
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Entertainment Evils of Drinking

Time to get the party started. The entertainment is here!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Five Card Stud Framed
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Five Card Stud Framed

You can be a card. Or a stud. But there is nothing better than a five card stud!

What do you think? Did she really do it? Or was she framed?

Frank Einstein Fromage A Trois
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Frank Einstein Fromage A Trois

Meet the latest abomination from the history books, Frank Einstein. He may be afraid of fire but he's a wiz with quantum physics.

You gotta love the French. Even their cheese gets more action than us. And by us, I mean me.

Future G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco
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Future G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco

Where are all the spaceships? Flying Cars? And robots that clean your house? I thought this was supposed to be the future.

Came across this classic, vintage tee in Tulsa, Oaklahoma. The only thing I can't figure out is, "What the heck was I doing in Oaklahoma?" G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco - They smoke the competition.

Global Warming is Hot Graduate
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Global Warming is Hot Graduate

Global warming is, in fact, hot. Create awareness by wearing this t-shirt.

I is a college graduate. Yes, you certainly are. Congratulations. Now can I have fries with that?

Gunfight Gynecologist
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Gunfight Gynecologist

You know what they say. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

I'm no Gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Handicapped Having Rum
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Handicapped Having Rum

Golf, the only sport where having a handicap is helpful.

Arrrr, Time flies when you're havin rum.

Hawaiian Girls Hot Dog
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Hawaiian Girls Hot Dog

We all have a special place in our hearts for Hawaiian Girls...and their coconuts.

Hot Dog! You're a Weiner!!

How I Roll I Have A Lot Of Fans
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How I Roll I Have A Lot Of Fans

THIS IS HOW I ROLL. I really don't have anything to ad to that. It's a great shirt.

I have a lot of fans. Literally. And you can have them too with this funny t-shirt .

I Know VCR I Need A Beer
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I Know VCR I Need A Beer

Setting the timer. Removing jammed tapes. You never know when your special skills will be needed so best to wear them on your chest. Chicks dig a guy who knows VCR. And visa versa.

You look like "I" Need a Beer.

I See Aliens Light Headed
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I See Aliens Light Headed

I've seen aliens. It's true. In fact they are protesting in MaCarthur Park, Los Angeles, this weekend.

Usually I'm the life of the party but tonight I'm feeling a bit light headed.

Officer I'm The Sh!t
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Officer I'm The Sh!t

Can't find a ride home? Ask one of your neighborhood peace officers. They are always looking to help a friend. Heck, I've been picked up four or five times just this week.

Are you the Sh!t? You pretty much have to be if you wear this shirt.

If Friends Were Flowers iPod Dancer - Mens
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If Friends Were Flowers iPod Dancer - Mens

Tell someone you care about them with this colorful t-shirt . If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.

If you have always wanted to be an iPod dancer but lack the talent, coordination or physical ability, buy this shirt. You will still lack talent, coordination and physical ability but you will have a much better looking shirt than any of those folk. And besides, how much talent do you really need to dance to U2?

iPod Dancer - Womens Ironing Man
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iPod Dancer - Womens Ironing Man

If you have always wanted to be an iPod dancer but lack the talent, coordination or physical ability, buy this shirt. You will still lack talent, coordination and physical ability but you will have a much better looking shirt than any of those folk. And besides, how much talent do you really need to dance to U2?

Ironing Man. He gets the job done.

Just Wanna Talk Karate Men Bleed On The Inside
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Just Wanna Talk Karate Men Bleed On The Inside

I just wanna talk. Hey, whatever works.

I don't need to advertise myself. A real person doesn't show off. Its like the Karate man. The Karate man bleeds on the inside.

Land Crab Lets Bee Friends
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Land Crab Lets Bee Friends

Land Crabs are terrestrial creatures who periodically visit the sea to breed. Or in our case, John, a welcome friend who comes down from the mountains for an occasional surf.

Let's Bee Friends. Or "more" than friends.

Love For Everyone Lucho Libre
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Love For Everyone Lucho Libre

I've got love for everyone. If you do too than show it with this new
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Lucha Libre (which translates to Free Wrestling or Free Fighting) refers to all forms of professional wrestling in Spanish-speaking countries. And with this t-shirt, you can be a Luchador yourself. Just remember not to pull off your opponent's mask. That's a big no-no and will get you disqualified.

Lucky Shirt Mexican Hybrid
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Lucky Shirt Mexican Hybrid

Everyone needs a lucky shirt. And have we got the perfect one for you! Pretty lucky, huh?

Most people think that a Mexican Hybrid is a bicycle. Well, it's not. It's actually a rabbit on the back of a turtle.

Mind Bottling Mine
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Mind Bottling Mine

From the hit movie Blades of Glory, it's So Mind Bottling!

Claim your territory (and everyone elses for that matter) with this classic new t-shirt .

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