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We all want that funny saying t-shirt with the lil humor on them.  The funny t-shirts that raises everyone's brows when they read them. From pissing of your friend with " Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend T-shirt" to " Your parents are cousins T-shirt". Lol! Just choose the best one that suits your mood and you.


WANTED GOOD MAN- T-Shirt I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt
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WANTED GOOD MAN Party T-Shirt I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS Funny T-Shirt
WANTED GOOD MAN- T-Shirt

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt

DO YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE AN IDIOT... OR IS IT A GIFT?- T-Shirt Cereal Killer- T-Shirt
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DO YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE AN IDIOT... OR IS IT A GIFT? Funny T-Shirt Cereal Killer FUNNY T-SHIRT
DO YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE AN IDIOT... OR IS IT A GIFT?- T-Shirt Cereal Killer- T-Shirt
DRUNK? Free Breathalyzer Test. BLOW HERE- T-Shirt Seven Smart Statements by Mr.Dick T-shirt
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DRUNK? Free Breathalyzer Test. BLOW HERE PARTY T-SHIRT Seven Smart Statements by Mr.Dick Rude OFFENSIVE T-SHIRT
DRUNK? Free Breathalyzer Test. BLOW HERE- T-Shirt Seven Smart Statements by Mr.Dick T-shirt
WELCOME TO NEW YORK DUCK! MOTHER FUCKER- T-Shirt NEW YORK ATTITUDE- T-Shirt
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WELCOME TO NEW YORK DUCK! MOTHER FUCKER  Rude T-Shirt NEW YORK ATTITUDE New York T-Shirt

WELCOME TO NEW YORK DUCK! MOTHER FUCKER- T-Shirt

NEW YORK ATTITUDE - T-Shirt




My Idea of a Balanced Diet is a BEER in Each Hand- T-Shirt Save your breath!... you'll need it to blow up your date.- T-Shirt
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My Idea of a Balanced Diet is a BEER in Each Hand Party T-Shirt Save your breath!... you'll need it to blow up your date. Funny T-Shirt

My Idea of a Balanced Diet is a BEER in Each Hand

Save your breath!... you'll need it to blow up your date.

MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINK YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS- T-Shirt Lets Play Carpenter, First We Get Hammered, Then I Nail You T-shirt
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MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINK YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS Funny T-Shirts Lets Play Carpenter, First We Get Hammered, Then I Nail You  Funny T-shirt
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINK YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS- T-Shirt Lets Play Carpenter, First We Get Hammered, Then I Nail You T-shirt
YOU MUST'VE FALLEN INTO A BIG PILE OF DUMB-SHIT- T-Shirt I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO DUMB BUT IT REALLY WORKS- T-Shirt
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YOU MUST'VE FALLEN INTO A BIG PILE OF DUMB-SHIT Rude T-Shirt I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO DUMB BUT IT REALLY WORKS Funny T-Shirt

YOU MUST'VE FALLEN INTO A BIG PILE OF DUMB-SHIT- T-Shirt

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO DUMB BUT IT REALLY WORKS- T-Shirt

I SURVIVE A NEW YORK CITY CAB RIDE!- T-Shirt NEW YORK CITY MENTAL INSTITUTION- T-Shirt
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I SURVIVE A NEW YORK CITY CAB RIDE!- T-Shirt NEW YORK CITY MENTAL INSTITUTION New York  T-Shirt

I SURVIVE A NEW YORK CITY CAB RIDE!- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY MENTAL INSTITUTION- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY JAIL- T-Shirt 1 PERSON EACH DAY- T-Shirt
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NEW YORK CITY JAIL- T-Shirt 1 PERSON EACH DAY Funny T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY JAIL- T-Shirt

1 PERSON EACH DAY- T-Shirt

I'LL TRY TO BE NICER IF YOU TRY TO BE SMARTER- T-Shirt LET ME GUESS... YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS.- T-Shirt
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I'LL TRY TO BE NICER IF YOU TRY TO BE SMARTER Funny T-Shirt LET ME GUESS... YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS Funny  T-Shirt
I'LL TRY TO BE NICER IF YOU TRY TO BE SMARTER- T-Shirt

LET ME GUESS... YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS.- T-Shirt

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel?- T-Shirt I ONLY DATE CRACK WHORES- T-Shirt
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Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? Funny T-Shirt Party ONLY DATE CRACK WHORES - T-Shirt

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? T-shirt


I ONLY DATE CRACK WHORES T-Shirt

DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - T-shirt DON'T PISS ME OFF! I AM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES- T-Shirt
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DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM  Party T-shirt
DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - T-shirt DON'T PISS ME OFF! I AM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES- T-Shirt
TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME- T-Shirt F.B.I- FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATOR- T-Shirt
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TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME Party T-Shirt F.B.I- FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATOR Party T-Shirt
TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME- T-Shirt

F.B.I T-shirt


FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATOR T-shirt

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON- T-Shirt GOD'S BUSY, CAN I HELP YOU?- T-Shirt
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DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON Rude T-Shirt GOD'S BUSY, CAN I HELP YOU? Funny T-Shirt

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON?


GOD'S BUSY, CAN I HELP YOU? T-Shirt


FUCK YOU ! I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS- T-Shirt I HATE YOU- T-Shirt
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FUCK YOU ! I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS Rude T-Shirt I HATE YOU Rude T-Shirt

FUCK YOU!


I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS


I HATE YOU - T-shirt



ABSOLUT DRUNK T-SHIRT JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY- T-Shirt
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ABSOLUT DRUNK PARTY T-SHIRT JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY Funny T-Shirt

ABSOLUT DRUNK T-SHIRT

JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY - Tshirt




KISS MY ASS- T-Shirt NEW YORK FUCKING CITY- T-Shirt
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KISS MY ASS Funny T-Shirt NEW YORK FUCKING CITY- T-Shirt

KISS MY ASS - T-Shirt




NEW YORK FUCKING CITY- T-Shirt




PARKING VIOLATION TICKET- T-Shirt FUCK MILK... GOT POT?- T-Shirt
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PARKING VIOLATION TICKET- T-Shirt FUCK MILK... GOT POT? Party  T-Shirt

PARKING VIOLATION TICKET - T-Shirt




FUCK MILK...


 GOT POT? - T-Shirt




I'M THE KID YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT- T-Shirt RED SMILING TONGUE- T-Shirt
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I'M THE KID YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT Party T-Shirt RED SMILING TONGUE Party T-Shirt

I'M THE KID YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT- T-Shirt




RED SMILING TONGUE - T-Shirt




Dyslexics Untie El Guapo
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Dyslexics Untie El Guapo

Are ew lesser people decause we have troudle reabing and spelling. Or jumdle numders? I say ON. Let's take a common stanb against this misconception. Dyslexcis Untie!

"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us." From the classic comedy Three Amigos, starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, & Martin Short.

Electricity Turns Me On Emo
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Electricity Turns Me On Emo

Just like light bulbs and Benjamin Franklin, electricity turns me on.

Get your Emo T-Shirt before they are all gone. Otherwise you'll really have something to cry about.

End Womens Suffrage Entertainment
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End Womens Suffrage Entertainment

Imagine a world without Women's suffrage? I'd vote for that.

Time to get the party started. The entertainment is here!

Evils of Drinking Five Card Stud
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Evils of Drinking Five Card Stud

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

You can be a card. Or a stud. But there is nothing better than a five card stud!

Framed Frank Einstein
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Framed Frank Einstein

What do you think? Did she really do it? Or was she framed?

Meet the latest abomination from the history books, Frank Einstein. He may be afraid of fire but he's a wiz with quantum physics.

Cubicle Cowboy Americans Look Up To Canadians
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Cubicle Cowboy Americans Look Up To Canadians

The Cubicle Cowboy, master of all 10X10 spaces.

Whether they like it or not, most Americans look up to Canadians.

G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco Global Warming is Hot
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G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco Global Warming is Hot

Came across this classic, vintage tee in Tulsa, Oaklahoma. The only thing I can't figure out is, "What the heck was I doing in Oaklahoma?" G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco - They smoke the competition.

Global warming is, in fact, hot. Create awareness by wearing this t-shirt.

Graduate Gunfight
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Graduate Gunfight

I is a college graduate. Yes, you certainly are. Congratulations. Now can I have fries with that?

You know what they say. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

Gynecologist Handicapped
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Gynecologist Handicapped

I'm no Gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Golf, the only sport where having a handicap is helpful.

Having Rum Hawaiian Girls
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Having Rum Hawaiian Girls

Arrrr, Time flies when you're havin rum.

We all have a special place in our hearts for Hawaiian Girls...and their coconuts.

Hot Dog How I Roll
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Hot Dog How I Roll

Hot Dog! You're a Weiner!!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL. I really don't have anything to ad to that. It's a great shirt.

I Have A Lot Of Fans I Know VCR
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I Have A Lot Of Fans I Know VCR

I have a lot of fans. Literally. And you can have them too with this funny t-shirt .

Setting the timer. Removing jammed tapes. You never know when your special skills will be needed so best to wear them on your chest. Chicks dig a guy who knows VCR. And visa versa.

I Need A Beer I See Aliens
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I Need A Beer I See Aliens

You look like "I" Need a Beer.

I've seen aliens. It's true. In fact they are protesting in MaCarthur Park, Los Angeles, this weekend.

Light Headed Officer
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Light Headed Officer

Usually I'm the life of the party but tonight I'm feeling a bit light headed.

Can't find a ride home? Ask one of your neighborhood peace officers. They are always looking to help a friend. Heck, I've been picked up four or five times just this week.

I'm The Sh!t If Friends Were Flowers
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