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I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt

WELCOME TO NEW YORK DUCK! MOTHER FUCKER- T-Shirt

NEW YORK ATTITUDE - T-Shirt

My Idea of a Balanced Diet is a BEER in Each Hand

Save your breath!... you'll need it to blow up your date.

YOU MUST'VE FALLEN INTO A BIG PILE OF DUMB-SHIT- T-Shirt

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO DUMB BUT IT REALLY WORKS- T-Shirt

I SURVIVE A NEW YORK CITY CAB RIDE!- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY MENTAL INSTITUTION- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY JAIL- T-Shirt

1 PERSON EACH DAY- T-Shirt

LET ME GUESS... YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS.- T-Shirt

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? T-shirt

I ONLY DATE CRACK WHORES T-Shirt

F.B.I T-shirt

FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATOR T-shirt

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON?

GOD'S BUSY, CAN I HELP YOU? T-Shirt

FUCK YOU!

I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

I HATE YOU - T-shirt

ABSOLUT DRUNK T-SHIRT

JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY - Tshirt

KISS MY ASS - T-Shirt

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY- T-Shirt

PARKING VIOLATION TICKET - T-Shirt

FUCK MILK...

 GOT POT? - T-Shirt

I'M THE KID YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT- T-Shirt

RED SMILING TONGUE - T-Shirt

Are ew lesser people decause we have troudle reabing and spelling. Or jumdle numders? I say ON. Let's take a common stanb against this misconception. Dyslexcis Untie!

"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us." From the classic comedy Three Amigos, starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, & Martin Short.

Just like light bulbs and Benjamin Franklin, electricity turns me on.

Get your Emo T-Shirt before they are all gone. Otherwise you'll really have something to cry about.

Imagine a world without Women's suffrage? I'd vote for that.

Time to get the party started. The entertainment is here!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

You can be a card. Or a stud. But there is nothing better than a five card stud!

What do you think? Did she really do it? Or was she framed?

Meet the latest abomination from the history books, Frank Einstein. He may be afraid of fire but he's a wiz with quantum physics.

The Cubicle Cowboy, master of all 10X10 spaces.

Whether they like it or not, most Americans look up to Canadians.

Came across this classic, vintage tee in Tulsa, Oaklahoma. The only thing I can't figure out is, "What the heck was I doing in Oaklahoma?" G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco - They smoke the competition.

Global warming is, in fact, hot. Create awareness by wearing this t-shirt.

I is a college graduate. Yes, you certainly are. Congratulations. Now can I have fries with that?

You know what they say. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

I'm no Gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Golf, the only sport where having a handicap is helpful.

Arrrr, Time flies when you're havin rum.

We all have a special place in our hearts for Hawaiian Girls...and their coconuts.

Hot Dog! You're a Weiner!!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL. I really don't have anything to ad to that. It's a great shirt.

I have a lot of fans. Literally. And you can have them too with this funny t-shirt .

Setting the timer. Removing jammed tapes. You never know when your special skills will be needed so best to wear them on your chest. Chicks dig a guy who knows VCR. And visa versa.

You look like "I" Need a Beer.

I've seen aliens. It's true. In fact they are protesting in MaCarthur Park, Los Angeles, this weekend.

Usually I'm the life of the party but tonight I'm feeling a bit light headed.

Can't find a ride home? Ask one of your neighborhood peace officers. They are always looking to help a friend. Heck, I've been picked up four or five times just this week.