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WELCOME TO NEW YORK DUCK! MOTHER FUCKER- T-Shirt

I ONLY DATE CRACK WHORES T-Shirt

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS- T-Shirt

YOU MUST'VE FALLEN INTO A BIG PILE OF DUMB-SHIT- T-Shirt

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SO DUMB BUT IT REALLY WORKS- T-Shirt

I SURVIVE A NEW YORK CITY CAB RIDE!- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY MENTAL INSTITUTION- T-Shirt

NEW YORK CITY JAIL- T-Shirt

1 PERSON EACH DAY- T-Shirt

LET ME GUESS... YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS.- T-Shirt

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? T-shirt

NEW YORK ATTITUDE - T-Shirt

F.B.I T-shirt

FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATOR T-shirt

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON?

GOD'S BUSY, CAN I HELP YOU? T-Shirt

FUCK YOU!

I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

I HATE YOU - T-shirt

JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY - Tshirt

KISS MY ASS - T-Shirt

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY- T-Shirt

PARKING VIOLATION TICKET - T-Shirt

FUCK MILK...

 GOT POT? - T-Shirt

I'M THE KID YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT- T-Shirt

RED SMILING TONGUE - T-Shirt

THE MAN THE LEGEND - T-Shirt

I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PIMP- T-Shirt

YOUR GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND- T-Shirt

I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU FOR PRACTICE-  T-Shirt

WELCOME TO AMERICA NOW SPEAK ENGLISH-  T-Shirt

ABSOLUT DRUNK T-SHIRT

My Idea of a Balanced Diet is a BEER in Each Hand

Save your breath!... you'll need it to blow up your date.

HAVE A NICE DAY - T-shirt

LIVE LIFE AND EAT OUT MORE OFTEN -T-shirt

LIVE IN MY OWN LIL WORLD - T-shirt

New York T-shirt

Three Devil Smile T-shirt

Wanted Good Woman - Party T-shirt

Marriage...The Number One Cause Of Divorce.

Be on the look out for members of the fanatical group Algebra. Armed with compasses and protractors, they are bent on making life hell for 6th graders across the globe.

Whether they like it or not, most Americans look up to Canadians.

Amsterdam.  Not just for drugs any more.

Conform to what my friends are doing? Never. Unless it entails buying another pitcher. I'm subject to Beer Pressure.

I'm kind of a big deal. Kind of.

The perfect shirt for those in college. Especially their 6th and 7th years.

The Cubicle Cowboy, master of all 10X10 spaces.

Little known fact, Darth Vader had Asthma. Apparently the Empire didn't have a very comprehensive medical program.

"Well I could be wrong, but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era." Ron Burgandy, Anchorman.

I don't drink any more. Or any less for that matter.

Are ew lesser people decause we have troudle reabing and spelling. Or jumdle numders? I say ON. Let's take a common stanb against this misconception. Dyslexcis Untie!

"In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us." From the classic comedy Three Amigos, starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, & Martin Short.

Imagine a world without Women's suffrage? I'd vote for that.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

What do you think? Did she really do it? Or was she framed?

Meet the latest abomination from the history books, Frank Einstein. He may be afraid of fire but he's a wiz with quantum physics.

You gotta love the French. Even their cheese gets more action than us. And by us, I mean me.

Where are all the spaceships? Flying Cars? And robots that clean your house? I thought this was supposed to be the future.

Came across this classic, vintage tee in Tulsa, Oaklahoma. The only thing I can't figure out is, "What the heck was I doing in Oaklahoma?" G Wilikers Pipe & Tobacco - They smoke the competition.

Global warming is, in fact, hot. Create awareness by wearing this t-shirt.

I is a college graduate. Yes, you certainly are. Congratulations. Now can I have fries with that?

You know what they say. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

I'm no Gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Golf, the only sport where having a handicap is helpful.

Hot Dog! You're a Weiner!!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL. I really don't have anything to ad to that. It's a great shirt.

Setting the timer. Removing jammed tapes. You never know when your special skills will be needed so best to wear them on your chest. Chicks dig a guy who knows VCR. And visa versa.

I've seen aliens. It's true. In fact they are protesting in MaCarthur Park, Los Angeles, this weekend.

Tell someone you care about them with this colorful t-shirt . If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.

If you have always wanted to be an iPod dancer but lack the talent, coordination or physical ability, buy this shirt. You will still lack talent, coordination and physical ability but you will have a much better looking shirt than any of those folk. And besides, how much talent do you really need to dance to U2?

If you have always wanted to be an iPod dancer but lack the talent, coordination or physical ability, buy this shirt. You will still lack talent, coordination and physical ability but you will have a much better looking shirt than any of those folk. And besides, how much talent do you really need to dance to U2?

Ironing Man. He gets the job done.

Let's Bee Friends. Or "more" than friends.

I've got love for everyone. If you do too than show it with this new
t-shirt .

Everyone needs a lucky shirt. And have we got the perfect one for you! Pretty lucky, huh?

Most people think that a Mexican Hybrid is a bicycle. Well, it's not. It's actually a rabbit on the back of a turtle.

If your wit was ever in question, lay all doubts to rest with this classic take-off. Hey, let's all go back to my place.

Myspace is so addicting it has ruined my life. And the lives of most people I know. I mean why read a book, why play sports, why strive for any feats of greatness when you can spend all day looking at the profiles of friends of friends of friends of friends..........

In 1979, the Deathstar was in its prime. Able to lay waste to an entire planet with a single blow. But now in the 21st century, it's a different story.

Just in time for the summer dating season wear the "No Cougars" Ringer Tee. Let's take a moment to pour one out for our fallen comrades.

Oklahoma...it's not so bad. In fact the US Postal Service thinks it's downright OK.

Remember when you had to carry change for the bus? Or a couple dimes to make a phone call? Me neither.

Everyone has their own idea of who an original gangster is. Of course they are all wrong.

Complete your 80's T-Shirt collection with this instant classic . In the spirit of YO, MTV RAPS...Palabra A Su Madre OR Word To Your Mother.

This shirt is the physical apparition of my inability to spell, letting you be tropical and silly at the same time. Paradice, it’s where everyone wants to be. Did I spell apparition right?

Did someone say "Paaaaarrrrrrtaaaaaaaaayyyyyy?"

Goomba can tell ya, it ain't no fun getting played.

Let's face it baby. Playgrounds aren't just for kids any more.

Punishment helps motivate me. It's true. Little treats work well too but punishment is really where it's at.

Guitar Hero. It's sweeping the West, the East...and the Middle East. Qatar, a small country off the coast of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf.

Lay it up baby. I'm on the rebound.

Pick up this classic PE uniform from Rydell High. Straight off the gym-room floor.

Shake & Bake baby!! Ooohhhh. Did you see that? That just happend! Talladega Nights. Will Ferrell.

Let your t-shirt do the talking with this oldy but a goody one.

Simon says "Touch your nose." Simon says "Clap your hands." Simon says "Jump up and down." You're a douche. Oooohhhhhhhh...Didn't say Simon says. T-Shirt featured in the independent film "Fork In The Road."

Smile if you're drunk. Because let's face it...it's hard not to.

Everyone thinks thier pets are special. But let's face it...some are more special than others.

What do Luke Skywalker and James T Kirk look for when they are partying in Mos Eisley or engaging the holodeck? You guessed it. A fabulous new funny T-shirt .

Stay in school. Besides being 4 times more likely to get a job than someone who's dropped out, it's a great way to get credit for playing things like Golf .

Stop snitchin. You talkin to me? No. I'm talking to you. Stop snitchin!

If everybody had an ocean. Across the desert sand. Then everybody'd be surfin'. Like the Taliban. You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies. Huarachi sandals too. A bushy bushy brown hairdo. Surfin' Afghanistan.

Tax time doesn't bother me. Come to think of it, nothing bothers me. I have a Swiss Bank Account.

No CPA or Tax Attorney should be without this classic tee . Especially the curvy ones.

I'm the one they tell scary stories about at campfires.

Much like Backgammon and Bacci Ball, taxes are for old people.

Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.

Do you have a little devil in you? That's why you're hot!